Here is my collection of worst clangers collected during my adventures
and from chat rooms... come on, boys, I'm ready and waiting for you to
do better!
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to this question?
Wow, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
So, do you like fat guys with no money?
Come on, you can't get pregnant
Do you want to see something swell?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with
a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine.
